Wanted Dead Not Alive

For goosing my wife's butt She wants me dead This is where Our lives have led She used to like it When I copped a feel So now my darling What's the deal? Now my pinching Insults and enrages you It appears my dear Our love is through For something as simple As touching your ass You want me unbreathing And under the grass Funny that you also Messed with my old head But my love I've never Wished you dead