Waiting on that Zombie Apocaly

It should have happened by now, What's the delay. I have gathered my supplies, I have trained for the day. I have watched Walking Dead, I have read all the books, I don't know what's wrong, But the neighbors are giving me looks. If it doesn't happen soon, I will have to get a job, I will have to pay back that loan, It all just makes me sob. Waiting on that Zombie Apocalypse, Waiting for the end. It's taking it's sweet time, Sure hope it happens soon my friend.