Valiant effort.

There once was a knight, he wore his armor and held his sword tight. Up spoke the queen, on behalf of her people. "Give us a valiant effort, defeat this blight" So off he went, on a vast journey, with a quest. He ventured through ancient tundras, deadly swamps, through dense forests, and even to the mountaintops above. He located the his mark, hitting it beautifully. Now acention awaits at the hands of her majesty. He returns home, battered and beaten. The Queen speaks once again, "It was a valiant effort, now, go out to fight again."