Unlucky In Love (P1 of 2)

This is a story about a loser in love. 5 times in 5 times out. Left at the altar, twice! Not nice. But he kept on keeping on didn't know why, just did. On the whole, this dude was a likable kid. Left home, 15. Never caught a break, but broke. Right from the start, the Cupid caught him, right in the heart. Helluva wound! Hurt so much, but he recovered, and decided, "that were'nt so bad," and made it back. Got back in touch. Dusted off his game and made it, clutch. So, there he went, trying again, deep into love bugs but, failed again. Sorry, no win. Then up for the third time, trip to the church, but she said, "No dope," he got left in a lurch. He was despairing, he was sad. Worst bout of depression this dude ever had. He put too much in, got nothin' out. Done with love, no doubt. But nope, guess what? He felt it again, finally found the love of his life. His wife? Don't know, maybe so. But....no. Got to "I do" this time, but when she was asked the question, she chickened out too.