Twisty Twervy Tweaker

The twisty twervy tweaker looked for the artful play, To improve his position, in a more legitimate way. So he took his ill-begotten gains to a local mall, whereat he proceeded to deal away it all. He bartered and he bargained until he marginalized his pelf. Although he wasn't happy, he did it to himself. When his business was concluded; no more there left to do, he decided to imbibe in just a drink or two. So he took all his money; leastways, what was left, and went into a gambling hall; at cards, he was very deft. Well, now you can guess the outcome; almost everybody does. He simply turned, "what is," quickly to, "what was."