to my shreky boo boo

Shrek is so hot, he makes me happy, I don't want to sound all sweet and sappy, he is hot I know, he is hotter than people named Joe, his green makes me scream, and I pass out from his gleam, his teeth show in the moonlight, he scares kids away, and they scream with fright, Shrek is so green he is a dream, Shrek is so Shrexy see they call him Lexi, Shrek is so chungus I want his toe fungus, Shrek is the best I think I'm possessed, Shrek is so cheesy I'm starting to feel queasy, Shrek is the best better than all the rest, Shrek's ear wax is so delicious it makes me feel vicious, Shrek is so sweet he has the beat, the wave Shrek moves makes me ease, I cheated on you with Shrek, he is just too much for me, his snot is hotter than yours, Shrek is too hot for everyone else in the bot, Shrek has a big brain and he has all the fame, he is anything but lame, he is my untamed green dinosaur, Shrek is my boy and I want it that way, warmer than a sunray, flies high into the sky of my dreams, I love you my shreky boo boo