Tired, Fat, Bored, Horny & Sad

I'm all the things you see up high So now my friends I'll tell you why So tired at last from facing life Sick of pain and so much strife Plus I let myself get way too fat And now I feel quite sad from that And bored because my life's grown stale Under my beard my face is pale Messed my love life up it's true Horny all the time though sex is through And finally now we come to sad Because of all the things turned bad So my friends don't be like me Spread love, faith, caring and honesty