Things worth stealing

a really nice pen, a fancy glass from a bar, hotel conditioner, a mid-sized car, satin pajamas, those little bottles of liquor, Lightning McQueen Croc shoes, to help you run quicker, the heart of a virgin, so innocent and fair, candy from a baby, or a bald man's fake hair, if I were a villain, and had a whole crew, I'd steal a construction crane, and a tiger from the zoo.