the mega onion

One day I was cooking While around I was looking I picked up a knife It was as Sharp as a scythe And then an onion I picked up I placed him down in a cup Then the onion arose In a specific pose Then he said hey Like a horse going neigh But then the onion said There is no brain in your head Sadly that is kinda true Oh and something else, you stink of poo Then I started to cry Oh just shut up, your as daft as a fly I started to shout my mummy As the butterfly's flew in my tummy And then she came Oh how much I was in pain He hurt my feelings Who? Him It's an onion! Then the onion arose In a specific pose Then he said hey Like a horse going neigh Then my mummy fainted Like something scary being painted But then my tummy rumbled That made the house rock and tumble I through him in the oven And said your as mean as a coven I started to cook him alive While I danced the jive I'm just an onion Please don't burn my bunion Suddenly the oven stopped As his skin sizzled and popped I scoughed him down Through my stomachs town Now he's a big big lump of Stinky poo And guess what, now you know how to deal with a nasty onion too