The Gospel of David

(this isn't real it's parody relax) CHAPTER ONE 1. Why are you so worried? Didn't I provide you shelter and food and good health and coffee just yesterday? And here you are again bellyaching about how you will pay your bills and when will you find a good job. 2. This generation really gets on my last nerve sayeth the Lord. So spoiled and privileged. That's it, no wifi for you this entire weekend. Try reading a book, MY book for a change. 3. Now goeth and help the poor and widows. I saw that, rolling your eyes, you're so fortunate I'm slow to anger.