The Gospel of David

(parody not a real book chill) CHAPTER ONE 4. And lo many gathered to hear the Messiah's teaching. It started to get dark and the people grumbled and mumbled and bumbled as is their custom when inconvenienced in the slightest way. 5. Bayani, the Filipino apostle loved even more than John don't let John tell you otherwise, approached Jesus and said, "Lord, the people are hungry and it's too late to hit the markets, what shall we do?". 6. Jesus replied, "Gather ye the dried fish and ampalaya and I will perform yet another miracle to showcase my Father's great power!" 7. "But my Lord, seriously bro, no rice?", Bayani beseeched his Savior.