The Diabolical Lie

In the beginning,, as the story goes. From only earth, Adam rose. God admired what he'd done Then he thought "I'll make another one'." So he grabbed a rib from Adams chest Ignoring Adam's loud protest. God used that rib to conceive., Adam's better half, he called Eve. He made her softer w/more curves. With flowing black hair, hip length. She was a force, the world would be hers. She had substance and inner strength God saw that Eve could endure. This made Adam feel insecure. So God made Eve, Adams wife. But he gave Eve the gift of life. It was the fun part Adam had, But Adam was still jealous and mad. “Shes too distracting!' Adam complained So Adam made Eve feel ashamed. Adam just couldn’t to see Eve just wanted to be loved, equally. But all Adam felt was his own jealousy,  "I'll show God she's not better than me!" "I'm in charge, I'm the man!!" Adam then came up with a plan. Adam left before Eve did wake. He went off to have a little chat with a snake. This may not be the story you've been told. But doesn't it make more sence than the one you were sold?