The Cover of Playboy Magazine

I was on the cover of Playboy magazine And I was surprised that people want me seen On the centerfold I can found And I can be seen all the way around Hugh Hefner is just so sick But all the men just want a chick The magazine issue has just been shared That bunny rabbit has me scared The issue only costs sixty cents Which hopes it sends men in a state of contents I'm not sure if I am part of "the club" Even though I much rather head down the local pub I was on the cover of Playboy magazine Even though I didn't want to be seen