Syd The 🐌 Snail!

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 The 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌Tail 🐌🐌🐌🐌Of 🐌🐌🐌Sid 🐌🐌The 🐌Snail 🐌🐌The 🐌🐌🐌Sid 🐌🐌🐌🐌Of 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌Tail 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌The Hello! My Name Is Sidney Snail 🐌 Eyes On A Stalk And I Slither Not Walk 🐌 My Family Name Is Very Odd I'm A Slimy Slippery Gastropod! 🐌 Don't Dare Say A Word Watch Out For The Bird 🐦 🐌 It's A Bird In The Sky! Hungry For Snail Pie! 🐌 Thought Just By Chance I'd Sail ( Snails Can't Swim) To France 🐌 To Visit My Cousin Actually I've Got A Dozen! 🐌 Thought I Was Onto A Winner When Invited Round For Dinner 🐌 They Asked 'Do You Like Garlic Butter?' Sid's On The Menu! I Heard Them Utter! 🐌 It Dawned On Me A Bit Too Late! My Cousin's & I On The Dinner Plate! 🐌 Rest In Peace Sid & His Cousins! 🐌 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 DISCLAIMER:- NO SNAILS WERE HARMED (OR EATEN) DURING THE WRITING OF THIS POEM! but I have been gardening this morning only to find that my garden is overrun with Sid & his extended family happily eating their way through all my flowering plants!