Surfing Dog

There was a dog surfing in the sea just because his owner didn't want to buy him a pea! His owner, now worried, went and hurried to buy that darn dog a pea from me. There were so many rumors about this dog... One of them was that he was being chased by a hog. But, this dog's owner, Sham, yelled out for everyone to scram! ............ But then got hit by a log. Though she did survive, she was barely alive. Trying to take care of her poor old dog, then he got lost during a real thick fog. Never to be seen again... Now that's the story about that dog who surfs who was also reading a single verse. He always lived in his owners purse thinking, "Oh, what a curse!" Now, he haunts who goes in his turf!