Sonnet #1 for Evelyn (muse #2)

Crept into my heart like a cat on crack Quickly become my one desire She loves me like a tooth loves placque And sets my balls on fire She has a voice just like her dad And a face like an angel's left breast She reminds me of a young Pitt, Brad As I watch her get undressed Her bestest feature is her Megan knees Or maybe her Celine elbows I've carved our initials into many trees To watch how our secret love grows Yes, ok, she's a great bike dyke But I, myself, doth ride the other bike ©️ James Lord