smart or pretty

if I am smart, not pretty are the wrinkles between my ears enough to ignore the rolls of my stomach? and if I am pretty, not smart will this blush cover any failing grades or stupid snickers of my stupor? will my flaws be outlined by eyeliner or will I be an intellectual outlier? if I wear next to nothing next week, will I be just another whore, or a scholar? and what if I am a debauchee with a pedigree? what would you do? would you award me leisure "wife me up" with pleasure or whatever that you've kept from me would you return for free would I have to sell myself a third degree on the gallows tree piece by piece to be an apogee, a commodity with asperity just as worthy as any man? if they ask you to choose, smart or pretty tell them lovelessly how savagery is my bitch