Scarecrow

I scare little kids They are terrified of me I'm so hideous No wonder they hide from me They always want to play hide and seek with me Except they never want me to seek them I appear to make them sick Turns out I'm not a scare-crow I'm just a scare-kids They run away from me Oh, they are so scared They think I'll leave them scarred Those little clowns They want to turn me into their joke