say it like an asshole online

I'm always bereaved of social motions defunct from my youth in the art of talking about myself deeply. Partly it's 'fuck you, I don't want to,' and partly I just some up the details into a compressed story, which you can expand yourself by use of imagination. I really don't give a rats ass, I rather listen to you talk about yourself for collective details which I'll compress to few words in summation now what I summarize can lead to my listening to you again or telling you to go fuck yourself and die.