Really Not Haiku

Life is serious But with a sense of humor You can make it fun ........... Trust first in yourself When there is nobody else Who believes in you ............ When you climb mountains Always know your surroundings And plan your rest stops .......... How slow the tortoise His little house on his back I must hurry home .......... Drunken sailors dance Spiders scurry to safety I work on my beer .......... Ocean storm warning My ship is sailing today Rough weather ahead ............ Making love in snow While it tends to chill one out Is my kind of thing .......... Goodbye to high school It's time that I stop playing And find my life's work ............ Witness tyranny It slakes the thirst of evil Bringing death to all ......... What of the morning? It lasts only long enough To reach afternoon