Radio ad for a tattoo parlor

do you think flames are cool? do you ride a motorcycle? are you rebelling against your parents? or trying to impress your shitty friends? high pain tolerance?*uh.. yeah* and an appreciation for fine art?*sure* well, we're just the place for you! Inkjections Tattoo and Seltzer Bar! come on over for a walk in tattoo! and a flight of locally brewed seltzers! show your parents how mature you can be, and make new, less shitty friends at the bar! Inkjections! our motto is: if you don't like it, set it on fire! custom pieces are priced my the hour, and all flame cover ups are free! and enjoy our vast selection of alcoholic, and non alcoholic seltzers, (the tiger blood is not made with real blood) Inkjections! come for the first time today! (located off I-25 and up your mom's butt!)