problems crop up

There was a man who went about stealing, taxing people's crops He was very efficient a professional who managed to steal quite a lot  Until the big boys heard about it and decided this bullshit has to stop  driving in a van they find him, grab him tie him up in the back with knots  Now bound and gagged the man starts to take his knocks  Until bowie came out, and not the singer from top of the pops   Bowie knife that came down in a flurry of vicious chops  Took the mans hands now in a pickle jar we're taking bets to see how long till they rot  Needless to say this man learned a lesson that won't soon be forgot