Pies

It may not be wise but I love pies I'm getting big eating like a pig Apple, custard, mince and cherry I'm growing fat and now it's scary My big belly could sometime pop But I just go on as I can't stop Quince,rhubarb, chocolate and vanilla I'm getting huge One quite big fella An orange pie flavored with Tang Oh shit that did it BOOM, SPLAT, KERBANG