Offline is Better

I wrote this poem on Windows XP And this computer never connected I've had hundreds of online laptops Only my offline laptop survived The many beauties of being offline No viruses, exploits, or distractions Just purely quiet work and play No dirty laundry blown in your face No matter how old a computer is Airgapping it lengthens its life Connecting it will only kill it And your pure data will be gone The best part? You'll feel proud By socializing with real people Instead of cyber attackers who say What they are actually not Replacing an offline computer Is much, much less frequent Than replacing an online one All because it's airgapped There is no denying the truth Off grid is the good grid No need to read biased news And get brainwashed easily