Never swim with fish

Here I sit by this creek fishing been here for hours and haven't got a bite, So as the sun got hotter I decided to cool down in the water later tonight. Soon the stars came into view and I walked back down to where I'd been, Looked around and didn't see a soul here figured I go in just me and skin. I was feeling good as the tempature in my body rapidly begin to drop, It was pretty this time stars sparkling over the water and catfish started to pop. Here I was at peace with the world just my birthday suit and catfish and me, That's when it happens a monster in the water wanted my manhood see. Now I will tell you now you've never felt such pain as I did right then, I surely have learned my lesson that is don't swim naked while fish are hungry ever again. By: Benny Crabtrey