my Version of Events

I was frantically running suspended from my collar  Hanging in mid air getting nowhere, seemed i was in a spot of bother  I'd fucked about to find out, on seemingly the wrong side of cops and robbers  I was playing the good guy robin hood so like fuck was i bothered   I was later though when then had me in the cell and i was getting clobbered But i stayed polite and tipped my cap with a smile of  delight and told them how this has been a pleasure and im honoured    Then i went skipping out of the station with all there wallets sifting out the dollars stacking up the bills untill the  tower teeter tottered  But  then i give it all away not to keep and save for a rainy day that would be a waste..... wouldn't you say so your honour