Louella Garou
I once dated a Cajun girl By the name of Louella Garou And she was really a wild one As I'm now telling you Louella was rather hirisute But that didn't bother me Underneath all the hair she had Was a body fine to see I used to howl as I looked at her Through my very wolfish eyes She was the leader of the pack A wolf in sheep's disguise But Louella wasn't sheepish During the fullness of the Moon Her biting and her scratching Made me bleed and swoon One day she went a bit too far And bit me on my neck As the blood began to gush out I shouted "What the heck!" After my hospitalization I decided to drop Louella Now I'm dating Vampira Alucard And I'm a very happy fella
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