Lou Minosity

Lou was a good friend of mine Though he was flaming gay When we hit the bars at night Lou would light the way He served as my wing man Though Lou was a girl And as one he could tell me Which would give me a whirl Then one day out at a bar Lou got in a fight The asshole he was up against Pulled out a knife that night I held Lou as his light went out And when I knew that he was dead I pulled out my trusty gun And shot knife dude in his head