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Walking, Talking Oxymoron (Chorus) I’m a walking, talking oxymoron, I’m a walking, talking oxymoron. I just smoked my last cigarette, It was the first that I regret. So I turn myself, inside and out, Upside down, And back to front. (Chorus) I’m a walking, talking oxymoron, I’m a walking, talking oxymoron. With faith in science, And knowledge to believe in. A Christian extremist— That doesn’t believe in Jesus. He is like a circle, That I can’t see through. A peace-loving Nazi, Don’t I dress fancy? Looking like a square, That cannot be compared. A right-wing socialist, That doesn’t quite get this. Just like a triangle, Without any angles. (Chorus) I’m a walking, talking oxymoron, I’m a walking, talking oxymoron. I looked up on my way down, And read a book with no pages found. I am a fat cat That can scratch its own back. And I don’t need you… Except when the sky is blue. I am a caterpillar, You are a butterfly, I hate your bloody guts, Because you’re different than I. I’m the fire That casts no shadow. I’m the Eskimo That doesn’t like snow. I’m the question, with no answer, I’m the lesson, For my old master. I’m the real deal— Fake as Christmas. I only speak the truth… Except for this. (Chorus) I’m a