John Wayne's Misfortune

Mrs. Bobbitt Chose to lob it Out into A lonely field And poor Mr. Bobbitt Wasn't happy with The hand that he was dealed After four years Of mean abuse She said It is no use You no longer need your weiner So after all that Pain and strife She got out A big kitchen knife And made the blade much keener But do not disparage It did end their marriage Though both still have their lives Lorena helps out battered ladies And John Wayne? Well he's abused more wives