Joanne Is My Rubber Ducky

Rubber ducky, motherfucky I wish I could have a life so lucky Floating there all clean and calm God has given them the balm No turbulence enters the tub But as William said friends "there's the rub" I am not in any way a rubber ducky So I must be lucky or plucky Or get a fine lady by my side To be my living spirit guide Someone sweet to play the part And as pretty as she's smart Yes my friends that is the plan So lucky that I found Joanne