indifference

"Did he call?" "No!" "Did you call him?" "No!" "Well, did you send him a smoke signal?" "No, the wind was too strong!" "Did you send a text?" "No, my phone died of boredom waiting for his call!" "Well, what did you do?" "I sent him a meme." "And did he respond?" "Yes, with another meme." "And what did it say?" "It was a picture of a tumbleweed." "Ah, the universal symbol of indifference!"