In answer to my own question

I'll tell you how much I like Will I like him more than Emi likes dill I like the follicles upon his face I even like that he likes to pace I like the way he likes to dance I even like that it's an unrequited romance That's how much I like Will I don't usually like bracelets on men but with him I don't care He can even wear 7 or 10 it's easy to forgive with his soft brown hair I'm always cooking him little things On his fingers he wears some rings He likes to play football, muddy knees His dad's a doctor, "morphine now, 50ccs" I am the elder, he is the youth He once told me he'd put anything in his mooth He ate some garlic which caused some ripples Because I gave him money, I didn't set fire to his nipples But, of course, I would if he asked That's how much I like Will I wouldn't say I'm jealous of Eve but I saw him first, such a thieve I'm happy for them anyway I don't actually mind if he doesn't turn gay That's how much I like Will And dare I mention his lovely tush Out of my bed I wouldn't push Not even for eating the crumbliest biscuits nor even for growing the wobbliest man tits That's how much I like Will