Gospel of David

(not a real book attempt at humor) Chapter One 8. Jesus laughed. The disciples and those in attendance were shocked at this? Bartholomew asked, "are we allowed to laugh, Teacher? I thought we had to be sourpusses and scowl all the time to appear holy and pious?". 9. Jesus replied, "Man shall not live on rice alone, for it is written on coffee mugs and pillows, 'Laughter is the best medicine'". 10. Many who believed they had to work for salvation left his ministry that day. They took their rice bowls and flogged themselves on the way back to their homes.