For Connor for Jodi

*I've been asked to write a poem by my friend so he can present it to his girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Don't worry, he's gonna give me the credit From the exact moment I saw your smile I hoped it wouldn't be a while Til it was mine When we went on our first date I was kinda shy No word of a lie It was super and great And our second outing We went to see Aquaman 2 I seriously considered choosing Jason Mamoa Over you (Not really) The first time we... I was shaking like a leaf I thank God, it wasn't too brief or The first time we... My cock skipped a beat And I must admit it was pretty reet *Connor will decide which line to use I took you to Meadowhall And I did deeply fall Head over heels You gave me the feels Our favourite colours are black and green I wonder 'what does that mean?' I think we must be evil And belong in Slythereeeen! When ye met me mam And the rest of me fam They equally adored you Just as I do (Now it's Valentine's Day I've gotta tell you I'm gay I've fallen in love with John He IS the one) *This bit is a joke. *In Northern English reet means alright.