Evelyn

If she's mean to me I'll pray she gets piles If she's nice to me I'll set her up with Harry Styles Not that she'd actually want that not even the tip Perhaps his sister then bring on the nip But she clearly wants MY body and my wonderful mind Which proves her lesbianism is just a hobby she'd definitely give me a grind I was asked 'would she make a good mother' I don't know, maybe She makes a great aunt though since her sister had a baby