Dear Shrek

you are lowkey a baddie, and I hope you can get in my caddy, and I know that you've been waiting to call me chaddy, oh I love you Shrek, so much with your big wrinkly hands, and you're weird nose, your ears are so smelly, your feet are so big, your arms are so big and full of muscle, that one hair on the top of your head, it lowkey makes me feel like you're a baddie, so you can come hop in my caddy, I love you my shreky boo boo, you're so hot doop-doopity doop, mhm, you are so hot, you low-key the shawty that I've sought, and I love your body, my shreky boo boo, come on come hop in my caddy, cuz you can call me chatty, cuz my nickname is daddy, I won't let anyone steal you away from me, cuz you low-key The Rizzler, you're lowkey a baddie, come in my caddy, you can call me Daddy, I love you so much just marry me already, shawty, you're my shreky boo boo, I know I'm a rapper but you're the rizzler, just marry me already, I'm going to say this one more time, you're lowkey a baddie, come hop in my caddy, I'm feeling a little chatty, cuz you can call me Daddy, you're like a little Patty, I know you ain't too shabby, and you ain't naggy, cuz you're just a baddie, we both a little wacky,