Dear Old Man, Dear Rude Man

"You catch more flies with honey" Are you one of the flies I'm meant to be catching? Are the kind of creature that delights in sweets and shit alike? I don't think I want to being catching no flies at all. "Give me a smile" Is my lax face offending you? Are you expecting a performance, just for you? I can give you one, just biting and acidic. Yeah, I could catch more flies with honey, but I think my vinegar grin suits me just fine.