Benadryl

I could not stop sneezing My nose was really itchy My patience was running thin I was getting pretty bitchy The first pill went down smooth But the itching kept a comin' My nose red and raw From the tissues I was bummin' It was early afternoon No relief in sight Should I take one more You know, I think I might Second one down It gets a silver medal Not easy like the first I knew it wouldn't end well 14 hours later And not a second more I found myself sprawled Passed out on the floor What is the lesson, That I have learned today? You can't sneeze when your asleep All freaking day