Being A Girl 101

Cover your shoulders! They're distracting. Cover your legs! That's an invitation. But don't look homeless! Boys don't like that. Drink some! You'll never be this young again. But don't drink too much! You'll become addicted. Don't date guys! You'll get pregnant. Don't date girls! God doesn't like that. You don't date at all? Your not trying new things. Fuck around? Your a slut, Treat Yourself better. Don't wear makeup! Natural is better. Wear makeup! No one wants to see your acne. Oh, you were raped? What were you wearing? How much did u drink? Did you lead him on? Put yourself first? Your selfish. Put others first? You don't respect yourself. Don't play man sports like basketball! It's not attractive. But don't play girl sports like cheerleading! You'll be a pick-me.