Aunty, not today ✌️

Society ki aunty walked in suddenly, like news breaking on prime time. “Beta,” she said, “We need to discuss your future.” Future? I’m still buffering life updates, and she wants to install the marriage patch immediately. “Just meet a few nice boys,” she insisted, “Talking is free, looking is free, saying no is also free.” I blinked. “I can’t even decide what to eat for dinner, you want me to choose a whole human?” She shook her head, smiling knowingly, “Beta, one day you’ll understand.” I nodded, grinning, “Yes aunty, and one day I’ll also bring headphones— so neither of us hears each other.” Do you want me to do that? (inner me) Get out 😭💔💁