a Thanksgiving poem

May our turkey and plum may I dress and be tasty and crisp they are potatoes beef whipped and buttery may I gravy have near a lump may I greens be cooked with bacon grease May our snacks be cooked with ham hots may I deviled eggs not be so gassy may I yes be delicious and sweet may I macaroni and cheese be enough to go around may I use rose nice and high may I please talk with whipped cream they are case take the price last but not least may I Thanksgiving dinner stay off our I waist and thighs. written by Rhonda Kendrick