A tale of manchester united

Useless tactics, shambled performance Loss after loss, reeks of failure Agonising defeat An undisciplined club Torn to shreds by smaller teams, Decimated by league giants Players play without passion As if being owed their wages The forward looks as if there's a huge stone in his boot The midfielder misplacing passes like it's hot fire The defender failing to intercept, probably shortsighted The goalkeeper helpless when the goals pour in The shiny bald head, clueless His lack of hair preventing intelligent thinking His confidence, in past trophies won Irritating! Can we ever go back to days of glory? The days of sir Alex and his heroics But sadly, all we have is story Of our previous underachievement Theater of dreams and Nightmares Tim's Version