A day in the park

I'm sitting in the park with a homeless man asking him questions about taxonomy " what do you bring a squirrel when she has a family on the way?" Before he could answer a toddler drives his big wheel off the bridge on the highway I run up to the policeman as he arrives on a steer "Check the toxicology i think he's on more than just beer, his face is all blue and he's acting a little weird"